heart:

you know the world is going to end when you’re about to sneeze and you have food in your mouth

(via gnarly)

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

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but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

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and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

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and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

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and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)